Saturday, June 23, 2012

Mr Padi.. not deep diving.. just paddling

WayyyyHayyyy!!!

Met Mr Padi... he of the 6'4" with shoulders (almost also 6'4"!) and a body to die for.  Also, a proper man, knows how to treat a woman, and is a lovely, likeable, fun person to boot (despite being worried when I stayed at his place last time that it was absolutely pristine and all the cupboards were filled with protein powders).  Also of course, our love of diving both as a hobby and as careers.

To recap.. he is the guy that came on the boat when I was working.  From the moment I ticked his name off when he arrived (not realising he was Mr PADI then) I thought wow!  My lookout duty on the top of the boat was definitely distracted by his sunbathing torso on the back deck!

After he handed out his business cards to everyone (including me) I called him to see if he needed a cinema buddy.  On the trip back from the Reef we had had a good chat and laugh, and he joked that he often went to the cinema by himself.

So this was our second buddy date - Prometheus in 3D.. my first 3D film.  Yes, up to now I have been a virgin 3Der so it was great..

Mr PADI was so apologetic as he said that he had tried to cancel a meeting that he had afterwards (the cinema was at 3.20pm).

He is off to Europe for 3 weeks.  So promised that he would catch up on his return.

The next day a message:

Thanks for yesterday!! Need to do it over next month and combine with dinner or something.

And he had sent it twice!

Am I reading too much into this.   Would love this to progress, but its one of those situations that I'd rather keep him as a friend than blow it by taking it to the next level.  As such, I think he might have been a bit worried I was going to leap on him when we first met....   But now it's the exact opposite - I don't even touch him or flirt with him!  I consider that since I was the one that instigated the first call, he knows how I feel so why play games.  He either likes me or he doesn't.

Oh, well.. roll on 20th July.. when he gets back..



Over and out Roger!

Received a message today from 'Roger' saying "Rosie, my wife thinks we are having an affair".

Roger, is the guy that is doing the building work/renovations in my house.  I thought, well, that's weird as I was only round their house for dinner last week and I didn't pick up on any awkward vibes from her.  Roger and I have a professional relationship that overlaps to a friendship but nothing that has overlapped into any indiscretion.

So this is the message thread:

So I replied

Me: Tell her my repellent keeps men away as well!"

Roger: The last few messages have been "U left ur radio here... Hope all goes well this weekend.. thanks so much for today.  Looks great!" and "Hi. Hope u had a good ride yesterday.  Are u going to Rusty's tmorw?" lol

Me: Haha well double entendres.. can always be misconstrued depending on the interpreter.  U know Linda's always welcome anytime... We can have coffee and a chat and watch u work!

Roger: Who's Linda,  I think you have a few Rogers in your life.  I'm the finance one.

That's when it clicked I'd been sending my text messages to the WRONG Roger.  I have another "Roger" who was my finance advisor.

Whoops!

Saturday, June 16, 2012

The weekend

Was supposed to meet a POF (third time lucky) guy but he was too busy.  He sent a message which basically said that it is not a wonder that he can't get a girlfriend and is on POF as he can never get time to meet anyone.

From my limited dating site experience I would say that seems to be the big problem with these single men - they all seem to work so hard, or are so wrapped up in their daily lives there is no space to open up to anybody else in their lives.

So thinking to myself... ah, another blank weekend (though of course, I keep myself busy...).. just in terms of any liaisons.  When PING!

On my phone comes through the photo of an erect engorged member... courtesy of Dean.  This is the guy who I was seeing now and again.  The boxer, who ended up falling for a girl and to be honest I was happy for him.  He has just been with her to Las Vegas.  So one does have to ask why he feels the need to send me photos of his manhood.  I did send a message back saying 'I think you have sent this to the wrong person'.. but I don't think he had.  When we were 'together' no photos were sent at all..   Certainly I remember wonderful sex.. but makes me wonder about men - when he is all loved up with another girl.. what the hell does he think he is doing!...

So at the moment I have great virtual sex pics. Dean's assortment of strutting members (just scrolled back through the messages and found two more that I had missed... a bit worrying as they have a studded cock ring at the base on a couple of them)

I have muscled torso shots of 'The' including his chiselled jaw line and the pert 'bum and protruding muscular legs of Alex, with his behind shot and a muscled torso one (with his hand strategically placed) frontal on the other messaging trail.

So plenty of pictures to perk me up... now all I need is a real person with a real cuddle!

So this weekend looks like gardening, updating internet, painting, studying......

 Oh yes, I can be a reclusive spinster if required!


Friday, June 15, 2012

Update.. the roller coaster ride of life...

I haven't written for while.  I suppose rather than writing about events happening, being the type of person that I am I like to have a beginning, a middle and a conclusion.

So just an update to keep you posted on status, where I am coming from, what's happening, and where I am going (well, that would be the million dollar answer!).

Yesterday had a downward swerve in that fairground of life.  Only my fourth day at work, thinking.. yes, quite like it.  I am not dreading every day and generally people seem cool. Then.... the OWNER of the company came up to me and said that the skipper had asked that I don't take introductory divers as a couple of days ago I had an out of air situation with an intro diver and as a final finale he mentioned that the skipper also told him that he understood I had no experience of taking intro divers.

Well, blow me down with a feather, or a turbo charged vacuum cleaner set on extreme blow! Gobsmacked or what.

So my reply was that yes, I had had a situation (on my third day at work) which I have to admit was unfortunate in that with my intro divers a certified diver did the dive, but his tank hadn't been refilled.  As the diver with equipment was passed to me whilst I was in the water I assumed the tank had been checked.  He was a certified diver and was fine under the water (this was my second dive with him).  On the dive on the 10 min check I saw that his tank was low and hadn't been refilled and put him on my alternate so I could get him to the bottom of the line with 50 bar and so that I didn't effect everybody else's dive and finishing early to complete the 30 mins.

 He was a certified diver and was no problem, he wasn't an intro. I said that I had over 8 years diving experience and that I had taken 1,000's of intro divers.  I also stated that this was the first time that anybody had spoken to me about this.

What actually happened was that when I asked for the diver's air he showed me the OK sign (he thought 50 bar was OK!), so I carry on .. it was only when he was on 30 bar he decided to show me.  So I put him on my alternate (luckily I was about 50 metres from the line).   I put him on the line back to the boat from a depth of 3m and back on his own air and told him to go up (working out he should have enough to get to the surface and to the ladder, with enough to inflate if needed his BCD (jacket) on the surface.



Welcome to diving in Port Douglas.  It takes somebody to go to somebody else, who then goes to the higher management and nobody mentions anything to the person who actually did the 'deed'.

This was highlighted beautifully in my last company when a couple of friends of mine who were working on the semi submersibles (one was the driver).  They were seen taking two white pills out of cling film/plastic and taking drugs on the pontoon whilst they were working.  The person who saw them went to his Manager, that Manager went to their senior.  The senior of the senior who was on holiday at the time was flown back from his holiday to address these serious accusations.  It transpired that the drugs in question were two mints, kept dry by being wrapped in plastic.

So yesterday after work felt so disullusioned.  I ate a whole quiche in comfort eating and just felt so miserable.  I was working so hard, and really thinking that I was making a good impression and now I am back to people thinking that I am crap, and don't know what I'm doing and now my confidence is rock bottom again.

Mr Fixit  - my friend Roger, who I got to know as he worked on my kitchen and downstairs bathroom told me today as he started gutting my other bathroom that him and his girlfriend are planning to leave Port Douglas.  After I told him my story he said.. 'that's exactly why we are leaving - everyone just wants to have it in for everyone else'.  Oh dear...

My friend Charlotte left yesterday to New Zealand to work the snow season there, my other friend Gabby is leaving in August to study on the Gold Coast, so feeling a little high and dry a bit.

Men wise (is that a contradiction there?)  all seems to be more virtual than real!

Alex in Gold Coast who I Skype chat with is still hurting very badly after his wife walked out 3 months ago.  I think we are titillating each other - he sent me a rather lovely picture of his derriere... whew! That was a bum and very muscular legs.  Seems like he is losing himself a bit in post relationship drinking and cocaine use to drown his sorrows.  Found out the muscles are from a cycling and boxing regime...  I am sending him tasteful ones of me (all dimly lit, me sucking in my tum and of course, leaving any naughty bits to his imagination!).

Planning to meet Dietmar tomorrow.. he has just texted to say that he is working and we can meet after....  haven't really spoken to him, he always seems so busy with work (we have tried to meet a couple of times).. still, we shall see.  He seems nice enough.. but nothing to get my teeth into...




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Dietmar




Have been texting and chatting to 'The' yes, his moniker on POF is The Kickatinorskimastone. He is quite guarded about his privacy and information so i joked that I would call him 'The' for short as I didn't know his name.  Quite a surprise to find that the lovely picture of a somewhat gorgeous looking guy on his profile.... wasn't him (apparently he looks a bit like him)!  Eeeeek.  So asked immediately for pictures of him which were duly despatched the next day.  Phew.... relief, a jaw line to kill for, beautiful lips and not bad looking - even better was one taken of him lying topless in bed... phwoar!  What I really do like about him is that he is really 'out there' - he writes like a gymnastic of the literary prose - this was his profile:



My mum disowned me when I blew up her kitchen by putting my toy soldiers in her microwave oven because they wanted to play nuclear war. If I am left alone in a room with a tea cosy I will probably try it on for size. A teacher once told me he though I had wit, I told him he was probably only half right. I try not to eat anything bigger than my own head and not to sleep on my tummy so I don't squash my nose. I refuse to learn algebra because I have no intention of ever going there. I wouldn't be seen dead in a kilt because I don't know how to tune them. I am not fond of cats, mainly because I don't know how to cook them. My father was a relentlessy self improving blomonge shop owner with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old french prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

I spend my spare time making fruity, raspberry flavoured fluffy truffles each delightfully embraced in a simply whimsicle origami candy cup,dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight and reinventing the question mark.


The first things people usually notice about me are 22 chromosomes

I spend a lot of time thinking about the meaning of life


On a typical Friday night I am Cloning sheep


The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is sometime I get aroused when I see Barbie naked!

There was a worry that he could be 'cuckoo' but on chatting with him, we actually had a great laugh.  He is studying at the moment (Geology) he is 39, built his own house, seems financially viable (considering he has been studying for 2 years).  Shame is, that he is off to China tomorrow for a 3 week holiday, mountain climbing!  This is a man that doesn't seem to do things by halves.

So will have to wait 3 weeks to find out!


Nature Says no.. my new product range.... is coming on.. .  have sold out of all my stock!  Received 100 bottles today.  Filled 30.. and then.. yep you've guessed.. I had ordered the wrong size caps for them!  So now awaiting the correct bottle caps to arrive.  Phew.. my house smells beautifully of Tea Tree and Citronella (that could be the next product.. natural air fresheners!)...

I will be writing a blog soon about my new product range - how it got started and how it's going... just trying to move it along a bit so there is some momentum to it... (Sold $370 worth so far...that's 49 products!).. so it's moving forward..but would like it to be a bit more 'established' before I write up on it.
 


Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Don't meddle with an immature 26 yr olds!


Story to follow - my link up with Paul.  Think this picture says 1000 words - recovering in my house the morning after.  A couple of 'rendez vous' later - he doesn't look like a drama queen.... but yes!

Full story to be revealed - a story of intrigue, double crossing, gossip and spurned love.... and a dog.

Proper Date

Met up with Mark last night... the bird photographer and wholesale seafood distributor.

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me in aug 2011




He is 45, 'but looks younger' as said in his profile.

After too many men in their 20's who haven't got a clue, men in their 30's who are more 'there', but more interested in finding a soul mate to have children and families with I am trying hard to accept that a person more my age is the way to go.

I had been texting and chatting with Mark, so he seemed very nice, a sense of humour, intelligent and successful.

Our first meeting he suggested 'Salsa' - the best restaurant in Port Douglas, that has won many awards.  Not mexican as one would have thought by their name, but beautiful fresh modern food (Clinton ate at this restaurant on 9/11).  So certainly a first for me to have a man who wanted to go somewhere with fine dining!

My first impression was yep.. he's an older man and in the light of the restaurant lights it seemed to highlight a dense hair dye of dark brown/black colour, which is in his photo, but not so noticeable.  I can never understand why one blanket dark colour is deemed to be the answer to the onset of grey hair.  He would look so much better with blonder highlights, with some grey - much more natural looking.

This shock of dark brown/dark hair always reminds me of a hairdresser I knew called Anton I met a while ago in my early 20's.  He was obviously bald, and also highly sensitive about it, so what does he do.  Gets a toupee that looked like a black shag pile rug, that even a blind person could spot a 40 steps.  Images of gorillas when I saw him used to go through my head.

So his 'looking younger' bit was probably an out of a bottle addition.

I had been hoping that when we met all would be magic.  A lover of nature and a sense of humour.. always a good start.  But on the 'date' he talked incessantly about his work... not helping that two other diners were customers - including the owners of the restaurant.  He did disappear and do 'business' with the owners to try and get back onto their books.  He would say 'I seem to be doing a lot of talking about myself'.........  and then continue talking about himself.

He did give me an affectionate hug and kiss on the cheek when I left.

On speaking to Gary, he reckons I should give him another go as he said that when men are nervous they tend to fill gaps with talk (not that there was a chance for any gaps!), and that he might have just been shy.

Anyway, he seems normal enough, solvent, intelligent and actually not bad looking, though I imagine with his bird watching and his job there isn't much time for much else (I invited him to stay in the spare bedroom but he said he had to get back as he had volunteered for a bird tour the next morning!).

Isn't it funny that he is 4 years younger than me, but I see him as being too 'old'.  What a strange sense of perspective I have!


A New Job!



My first day today with another diving company in Port Douglas.  Bit the bullet and have tentatively put my toe into the water (or the Coral Sea, more like).  I have kept it casual by saying that I only wanted 2 or 3 days a week, which fits in with them as they initially said there were no jobs for full time staff.

I must admit after over 2 months not being in the water, it's so nice to be back in diving.  Did start to feel like a beached whale, or a landlocked lubber!

It's pretty cool.  People actually said 'hello' when I walked onto the boat.  Even better I even got a few 'Hello Rosie' - as one guy is a boyfriend of a friend of mine (who I worked with at the other company... and she has now left.. fed up with the whole thing).  And another guy (rather a good looking one) who I had never met before, but knew of me.  Even more of a coincidence as he picked up Gary the other day whilst he was hitchiking back from the airport and Gary mentioned that they ended up talking about me.!

Yes, I think there are politics there, but generally everyone seems to be so much more relaxed and I know they are a tight group and all socialise after work, so we shall see!  It's also better as people know me, so I am not the 'stranger' so much.  Not being so involved and working part time I am hoping that I can skim off the good bits without picking up the dross.

Due to the King Tide (displacement of 3.1 m of water), we had to ask all our customers today to stand on the front of the boat so that it lifted up the back propeller over the shallow water.

Whilst standing at the front who should be in front of us... my old company in their behemoth of a ship.

So pleased that I no longer have to face that regime every day! phew!


As a follow on to my last company.  I have been helping a friend who was fired on the same day that I left.  She has now successfully secured a $10k unfair dismissal proceedings against the company (some element of satisfaction in that for me)...   Whilst all that was happening somebody saw another friend of mine taking some white tablets out of a piece of plastic whilst they were driving the semi-submersible on the pontoon.  This 'somebody' went to their Manager alleging drug use, who went to their Manager, who then flew back their Manager from his holiday..... all for a couple of peppermints kept dry in plastic! Don't you just love knee jerk reactions and higher management running around like headless chickens!













And over to the right the sun setting on Port